Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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