And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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