My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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