Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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