I cut my penus on the lid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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