either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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