that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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