My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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