someone get that fucking seahorse.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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