At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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