so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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