I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
