what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Text me some of your sweat
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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