Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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