Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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