This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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