We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he thought i was a dude.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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