That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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