he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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