So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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