Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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