When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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