dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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