did you get engaged???
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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