There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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