He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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