The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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