PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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