Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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