I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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