this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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