Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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