That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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