Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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