oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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