I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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