Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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