You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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