i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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