I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you will always have a special place in my vag
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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