guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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