its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Randomize
