I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
should my penis look like a turkey
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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