I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
