Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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