As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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