that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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