FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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