I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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