Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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