Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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