What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
